I get such a rush when im watching brain games and dont fall and actually understand their tricks

ive trained my brain well

dysenterygay:

i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame 

scareeps:

those booty shorts really bring out your personality

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

mypatronusisyou:

I’m stanning Macklemore so fucking hard right now like I have so much respect for him as an artist to release a single about gay rights when he’s one of the biggest rappers in the media, like he took a risk with that and he had a lot to lose and so many producers and managers probably tried to talk him out of it but now Same Love is playing all over the radio and he doesn’t give a fuck because he’s a good human being that doesn’t give a fuck about having a stereotypical image 

that-kid-from-london:

borinq:

how do i give good hand jobs?

FIRMLY GRASP IT

croutoncat:

isn’t copy/paste such a weird concept though like where does the word go in between the two actions

thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

mypatronusisyou:

everybody on tumblr is anti guns but I want a gun so badly like if someone from The Strangers breaks into my house and tries to kill me or a man tries to rape me I’m putting a cap in somebody’s ass and not feeling bad about it.

I’m not even going to delete my liveblogging because i d g a f

ITS GRACE GRACE IS GOING TO COME UP THE ELEVATOR